I'm telling you, the pet adventures around here never end.
Just this morning, my daughter called me up to her room saying her fish Carl had died. I got the net, scooped him out of the tank, and put him in the toilet.
I was just about to flush when she screamed,
"Wait! He's still breathing!"
Sure enough, even though he looked dead, his gills were still moving. Barely.
It wasn't easy getting him out.
It turned out to be quite the scene, actually--me leaning over the toilet stirring the water with the net to create a current so Carl would hopefully get swished back up to where I could scoop him, my daughter standing over one shoulder screaming, "Poor Carl!" and my son standing over the other shoulder shouting, "Get him, Mom! Get him! You have to save him!"
It took twenty minutes (I was not reaching my hands in there), but we finally got him out.
And the whole crazy scene sort of reminded me of the time I woke up to crickets all over the house...
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A Cricket or Two. Or Thirty
You’d think the mice were enough.
But somehow our kids came home from Grandma and Grandpa’s house with frogs.
It was my fault, actually.
I said they could.
However, I distinctly remember saying they could bring two.
They brought six.
I could’ve intervened, I know. But when I saw how tiny the frogs were, I figured, two or six--what’s the difference? They’re actually pretty cute.

Besides, it’s not the frogs that are the problem.
It’s the crickets.
A couple of days ago, Mike woke me up with a gentle shake and a…
“Gen, I’m so sorry, I have a meeting I can’t be late for and I just noticed there are crickets all over the house.”
Crickets?
Not exactly the sweet cup of coffee he brings upstairs most mornings. It took me a second to understand what he was saying.
See, we’d bought this thing for the frogs called the Bug Box.
It’s a whole little cricket ecosystem, all in one box. Tasty, plump morsels that stay fresh, too. And when it’s time to feed the frogs, you just open the little trap door on the side of the box, shake a cricket out, then close the door. Or at least that's what I did.
I even taped over it for good measure.
Apparently, crickets eat tape.
And after they escaped through the hole, they proceeded to gallivant around our kitchen. And our living room. And our dining room.

The picture doesn’t do the scene justice. This just happens to be the only cricket that would stop hopping long enough for me to get a shot.
I don’t know how many crickets come inside those Bug Boxes, but let me just say there was a great turnout at the cricket party at our house that morning.
The nice, little 6 a.m. cricket party.
There I was, on my hands and knees (without coffee, I might add), chasing crickets around with a paper towel and tossing them into the frog cage. Except for the crickets that were a little too fast or a little too big.
Those I might’ve pinched a little too hard.
At least the frogs were happy, though.
Even if I wasn’t.
Until I had my coffee.
Then I felt better.
Mostly.
Because, still, all that day and the next, we found crickets around the house. Running along the baseboards, lurking in the corners, hopping across the carpet.
And, call me weird, but that gave me the willies more than finding my daughter’s mouse in the laundry basket.
Way more. :)






























8 comments:
That's hilarious! Reminds me of a mouse story last year at our house. If you like, check it out at:
http://sjpfjohnson.blogspot.com/2008/09/if-you-take-mouse-to-school.html
Then continue the story with this post that wraps it all up:
http://sjpfjohnson.blogspot.com/2008/09/if-you-set-trap.html
Thanks for a great laugh to start the day!
Jeanine
You are such a good mom. Saving fish and dealing with crickets!
Did Carl live?!
Poor Carl! You're such a good mom for helping the little guy out.
This post was so much fun to read. Thanks!
Momisodes - He lived, but only for about five hours. And we went through all that... lol.
Omigosh...and I thought I had it bad!
Oh Genny, this post is just hilarious. The things we do for our kids.
And the fact that your daughter's fish was named Carl just cracks me up. So, did he make it?
As for the crickets -- you are a far better mom than I. I would absolutely refuse to have frogs if they required live crickets. I remember my brothers having little containers of mealy worms in the fridge for their lizards. Eeewwww!!!
Thanks for the chuckles!
This makes me cringe even reading it the second time around! :)
You are a brave momma!
Blessings to you and your sweet family!
Amanda
Amanda - it made me cringe reading it too...lol! I'm not a huge fan of crickets. :)
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